A man suspected his wife was seeing another man, so he hired the famous Chinese detective, Chen Lee, to watch and report any activities while he was gone. A few days later, he received this report:
Most honorable Sir:
You leave house. I watch house.
He come to house. I watch.
He and She leave house. I follow. He and She go in hotel. I climb tree.
I look in window.
He kiss She. She kiss He. He strip she. She strip He. He play with She. She play with He.
I play with me. I fall off tree.
I not see.
So no fee.
[via urs‘ mail]
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